Top Five Bad Ass Women I Wouldn't Want To Piss Off

So, I've known for a long time that I've got this soft spot for strong women. Not just "I'm an independent adult" strong women, but the really strong women who come off as bitches half the time.

I love 'em.

I tend to have a moderating effect on them, mainly because I think even strength has to be displayed politely. Also, there's a strong difference between loosing your mind in public on someone (drama queen) and not putting up with crap (strong woman). But my "special" list is reserved for those who I've seen, in the privacy of their home, or in some special other forum, loose their shit on someone who totally deserved it.

You know the sort of thing: She says something, and you're stuck between covering your mouth and saying, "I can't believe you just said that out loud..." and nodding and saying, "That's totally right."

I just added someone to that list tonight. In a long-story-short sort of vein, this immature 30-something who can't get his shit together wrote this whiney self-indulgent "Getting To know you...the REAL you..." style thing. (The sort of thing I totally used to do in my freshman year...) And he pretty much is so busy beating his breast and mourning his life that he doesn't notice how immature he's coming off.

In steps Woman X. Or, as I like to call her, #3. She, without beating around the bush, puts everything in perspective, says what most people who received the e-mail were thinking, and makes the whole ordeal at least passingly amusing to a complete outsider like myself.

It was a good moment.

-James.

Comments

Anonymous said…
So....who are the top 5?
11:46 AM
jatrina said…
Gee, I wonder why you married who you did. :)
8:19 AM
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